Things that would be nice

To own a second hand bookshop
To have realistic division of political ideals in parliament
To be less insecure
To be less arrogant
To tell Stephen Fry something he didn't know, and make him laugh
To be foreign (not to be something else, just somewhere else)
To understand grammar
To understand quantum mechanics
To own an elephant the size of a rabbit
To have more tattoos
To be able to bring Carl Sagan back
To write something that doesn't make me want to throw up on myself
To have a day off
To go one day without (accidentally) cutting or burning myself
To have a dog
To feel a sense of achievement
To not have to explain evolution
To be able to explain the categorical imperative
To be able to spell diarrhea without the aid of a spell checker

There's more, maybe I'll get to them someday.