Taking Kafka Seriously

'There Sounds an Alarum' by Nadin et al

When a car alarm sounds,
Or one of a house, perhaps for a fire, maybe not,
Why does one always assume it is but a fault,
A test,
A ruse,
When all who hear it, deep down, for certain,
They are glad it's not their shit getting jacked.

By the way, if you've never read any Kafka that was fucking funny.
Thanks and mad 21st century style props to Eddie Izzard for that joke.